agentsofcracked:

my time has come
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rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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(via hotboyproblems)

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

(via sexhilaration)

"I’m not totally mad at you. I’m just sad. You’re all locked up in that little world of yours, and when I try knocking on the door, you just sort of look up for a second and go right back inside."

- Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via ohhhkat)

(Source: ovacadoo, via gynocologist)

xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(via orgasm)

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adorus:

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